AFTER the 32nd chapter of TREASURE ISLAND, two of the puppets strolled out to have a pipe before business should begin again, and met in an open place not far from the story.
"Good-morning, Cap’n," said the first, with a man-o’-war salute, and a beaming countenance.
"Ah, Silver!" grunted the other. "You’re in a bad way, Silver."
"Now, Cap’n Smollett," remonstrated Silver, "dooty is dooty, as I knows, and none better; but we’re off dooty now; and I can’t see no call to keep up the morality business."
"You’re a damned rogue, my man," said the Captain.
"Come, come, Cap’n, be just," returned the other. "There’s no call to be angry with me in earnest. I’m on’y a chara’ter in a sea story. I don’t really exist."
"Well, I don’t really exist either," says the Captain, "which seems to meet that."